Future Trash

To leave a job, chore, assignment or i.o.u's to your future self to avoid doing it in present.

'Oh crap, I forgot to do that math homework... never mind I'll just future trash it to myself.'

or

'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'

by RainbowRedBox January 1, 2012

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415 trash

A term used for people who move from the Bay Area to mountain towns such as Bend, Oregon and litter said places with their political views, lifestyle ideals, and traffic. Said trash drives up the cost of living wherever they move to, making it impossible for locals to live comfortably.

Example 1: “You see that group of tech bros with their puffy jackets and skinny jeans? Total 415 trash!”

Example 2: “Sorry I was late! I got cut off by some 415 trash that didn’t know how to use a traffic circle!”

by Burnt out in Bend May 28, 2023

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Trash bags

Bags you put trash in.

Hym "Ok, I'll stop 😆"

Iam "Hey, where did all our trash bags go?"

Hym "Huh? I donno."

Iam "We had 2 almost full boxes."

Hym "I bet those bastards who cam over stole them."

Iam "No way? Would they seriously do something like that?"

Hym "What is with people stealing our shit all the time!? We can't catch a break!"

Iam "Seriously, who does that!?"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2022

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White Trash Facial

When your father ejaculates on you face and your mother rubs it in like lotion

My daddy gave me another white trash facial last night.

by Daddy's Precious Little Angel June 17, 2018

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skank trash

A suburban white girl that lives off her mommy and daddy's money that thinks she's a ghetto that fucks all the white boys that listen to rap hip hop and only shop at prime outlets.

Did you see the skank trash bitches Gretchen and Cristy out with other dudes again. But their outfits are fly.

by Aint4theweak January 2, 2017

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