by bakedbeancough69 March 24, 2022

A masterpiece of a movie. Once you first hear of it, you think it's just a stupid little joke. But as it goes on, you realize how good it is. Then at the end, you'd be worshipping it.
It existed earlier than john wick, so this is where john wick got its inspiration. The movie is about beans killing each other and shit. But the camera angles, music, racist and normal jokes alike, was fucking amazing. And the action was god-tier. A true masterpiece.
Made by a single dude called Jeff lew. Yep. The entire movie was made by him. Expect the voice acting of course. And it took 2 years to complete it, with a budget wasted of less than a million dollars. However, some people say it took more than 10 years to complete it. Thus, the true extract time of the movie making is unknown.
And by the way, YOU CAN FUCKING WATCH IT ON FREE, THE OFFICAL CHANNEL, FOR FREE. ISN'T THAT FUCKING GODLY?
It existed earlier than john wick, so this is where john wick got its inspiration. The movie is about beans killing each other and shit. But the camera angles, music, racist and normal jokes alike, was fucking amazing. And the action was god-tier. A true masterpiece.
Made by a single dude called Jeff lew. Yep. The entire movie was made by him. Expect the voice acting of course. And it took 2 years to complete it, with a budget wasted of less than a million dollars. However, some people say it took more than 10 years to complete it. Thus, the true extract time of the movie making is unknown.
And by the way, YOU CAN FUCKING WATCH IT ON FREE, THE OFFICAL CHANNEL, FOR FREE. ISN'T THAT FUCKING GODLY?
Friend: Hey dude, you should watch the Killer Bean Forever movie.
Me: KIller bean forever? Sounds like a joke.
Friend: You can watch it on youtube.
Me: wait, a movie on youtube? Alright, sure.
*Aftermath of the movie*
Me: HOLY SHIT KILLER BEAN FOREVER WAS A MASTERPIECE. THANK THE HOLY GODS OF HEAVEN.
Me: KIller bean forever? Sounds like a joke.
Friend: You can watch it on youtube.
Me: wait, a movie on youtube? Alright, sure.
*Aftermath of the movie*
Me: HOLY SHIT KILLER BEAN FOREVER WAS A MASTERPIECE. THANK THE HOLY GODS OF HEAVEN.
by HellInferno November 8, 2021

"Look at Mick Jagger in 'Gimme Shelter'. He's such a Sexy String Bean!"
"Damn! Keira Knightly is a Sexy String Bean!"
"Damn! Keira Knightly is a Sexy String Bean!"
by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003

1. Ayo, peep my lima bean six skatin on paper.
2. I lean n get lit, lima bean 6,
I ride 26, n let my nine screens flip.
2. I lean n get lit, lima bean 6,
I ride 26, n let my nine screens flip.
by CDiggah August 24, 2006

janet: did u have sex with paul tonight?
michelle: no but im so horny im goin to go home and rub my bean
michelle: no but im so horny im goin to go home and rub my bean
by legal Beagle August 30, 2010

The sweetest, most pure person you know. They always surprise you with how adorable they are and you just want to cuddle them 24/7 for being SO PRECIOUS!
by Snugglemuffin_sunny October 27, 2021
