Romple Your Tea Tray

A threatening phrase that means that you are about to get beaten up or abused.
Use extremely sparingly.

Jacob: “Oh no, I forgot to do my notes for today!”
Nick: “Uh oh, Dr. Sanders is going to romple your tea tray, man”

by Crispybear November 7, 2018

stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub

A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!

by supeeps February 17, 2014

Green is my tea

Chug vomit, be like Green Is My Tea!!

Hey honey, just chugged a bottle of vomit *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!

by LGamer January 1, 2018

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

Tea

Telling gossip or giving up information

Girl go ahead and spill the tea on that situation

by MyWay6375 October 10, 2018

Masculini-Tea

Slang term for semen, cum, or jizz. Similar to "male tears".

"I heard Jessica was chugging Masculini-Tea last night. What a slut!"

by Milk Maiden December 16, 2024

Tea

(Drama) in other words gossip.

Girl 1: Did you hear the tea?
Girl 2: No, what tea?
Girl 1: I heard brad kissed Jessica at the party last night.

by Joseph Franco Jr. October 16, 2019