Artificial tea

When somone makes fake tea that’s not even real tea. So you cannot spill it

Becca: I have tea about Johnny,he’s not even a guy
Bacca: yes he is,get out of here with that artificial tea

by Whateverorwhatever October 26, 2018

Tea

The modern word for gossip. To “spill the tea” is to share the gossip with people.

Person 1: Girl, I got so much tea from Jessica yesterday! You’d never believe what she told me.
Person 2: Ooh, spill the tea, sis!

by IziMarie November 1, 2018

tea

Drama.

Cassy spilled the tea.

by anynomes November 2, 2018

Romple Your Tea Tray

A threatening phrase that means that you are about to get beaten up or abused.
Use extremely sparingly.

Jacob: “Oh no, I forgot to do my notes for today!”
Nick: “Uh oh, Dr. Sanders is going to romple your tea tray, man”

by Crispybear November 7, 2018

Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).

I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.

by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019

Sip that Tea Quietly

Referring to keeping the tea to yourself, not telling others the tea.

Man 1: Did you know that Trent has a major problem with spilling the tea???
Man 2: Yeah! Dude needs to learn how to sip that tea quietly. He can’t go around spilling the tea all the time.

by PeachyBoi February 26, 2019

Tea

Overused slang created my mindless chode gobbeling youtubers like Tana mongeau

What’s the tea sis

by Lilllllzo February 26, 2019