by Three Leaves Socks November 23, 2021
Get the Three Leaves Socksmug. The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.
Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.
by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021
Get the The Sockmug. by thisnigga August 4, 2013
Get the Sock Namemug. When you bust a fat nut in a sock then leave it in the freezer for 24 hours. Then make a sandwich and make your slave eat it.
by Sock_SNADWHICH March 4, 2021
Get the Sock sandwichmug. The term Perma-sock is derived from the term Red Sock but used in a metaphorical sense. It is used to describe someone that permanently has their hole hanging out through overdoing it both physically and mentally. Like the permafrost of Siberia, the Perm-Sock can be long lasting.
Hey mate, how are you going with that Perma-Sock?
You have to take it easy mate, you don't want that Red Sock to turning a Perma-Sock.
Nar mate I can't come because I'm Red Socking it hard and I'm afraid it will turn into a Perma-Sock.
You have to take it easy mate, you don't want that Red Sock to turning a Perma-Sock.
Nar mate I can't come because I'm Red Socking it hard and I'm afraid it will turn into a Perma-Sock.
by Your Average Aussie July 16, 2022
Get the Perma-Sockmug. After anal sex with a well endowed man. The inside walls of the anal canal are now inside out and hanging there lick a sock between the butt cheeks.
Sarah had her asshole ravaged by that guy named Tripod. It took like 2 days for her boston red sock to climb back into her ass.
by DollarGeneralParknLotPimp September 8, 2025
Get the Boston Red Sockmug. They go on your feet
by oovoojaver134 November 16, 2019
Get the Socksmug.