Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

shower sexual

you are sexually attracted to showers and you like men.

Nisa: I’m gay and i love showers they are so hawt
Me: you’re shower sexual

by masypoo May 2, 2021

Echvery sexual

Somone who identifys as some form of bigender, also enjoys using mlm or wlw sexuality terms, but does not mind being in a relationship of somone bigender or non-binary.

The flag colors are
#0F0F73
#333C99
#716CA2
#9992BC
#695CB6
#472DAA
#34149B
In that order.

Echvery sexual Person: i think i like you.
Non-binary person: im non binary tho, arnt you gay/lesbian?
Echvery sexual person: kinda, but technechally im echvery sexual.

by MOXX133 August 6, 2025

Homie sexual

When you grab your homies balls and moan together, this is not gay its just homie sexual.

Guy 1: Hey are you gay? I saw you grab someones balls?

Homie sexual guy: No im not gay Im homie sexual meaning i grab my homies BALLS and sit on them.

by ILoveMyHomiesAndTheirBalls October 12, 2021

Kaspy-Sexual

Is when a Man/Woman would LOVVE to FUCK the SHIT out of KASP (long slong style)
or, have a long juicy marriage with KASPY!1/1

Son; Mom, I'm Kaspy-Sexual.

Mom; I'm so pr-

Kaspy; BETTTT

by INuttedOnKaspXD December 2, 2021

Xy2k Sexual

A highly specific and very rare orientation in which a person finds themselves exclusively attracted to an individual known as “xy2k.” Considered one of the most niche forms of attraction, xy2k-sexuality is defined not by general traits or preferences, but by a unique gravitational pull toward one single entity: xy2k.

Ever since I met xy2k, I realized I wasn’t just crushing — I was totally Xy2k Sexual

by iqxh September 8, 2025

Sexual Powers

What Homer Simpson believes he gets when he sleeps naked in a oxygen tent.

Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Hey! That's a half-truth!

by Mr. Defender June 11, 2022