Pork Sandwich

The act of combining two people's (of opposite sex) genitalia; the male being the pork (Penis) and the female being the two slices of bread (Labia), to make a sometimes but not always, amazing sandwich.

George: Hey bro, did you see that shone kitten I brought back to the Slam Castle last night?

Eric: Hell yea, I heard you guys in there makin' pork sandwiches!

George: That's right. I took her to pound town, she said thats where she wanted to go.

Eric: Nice..

by nitegames3 November 24, 2011

like a hobo on a ham sandwich

to be thoroughly motivated to do something, or to do something as eagerly as a hobo would be to see a free ham sandwich

Lucas jumped in that pussy like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

by DanTheMAn_5643 November 11, 2010

chicken salad sandwich

shredded or chopped chicken mixed with mayo/miracle whip and often includes grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, along with many other things... as well as a variety of spices --best served on a sub roll or on wheat bread

...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!

Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.

Customer: "I'll take a chicken salad sandwich"
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(

by laxrugby15 June 29, 2008

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by N331 May 28, 2008

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 30, 2008

I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless

Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alan.s January 4, 2008

Penis Butter Belly Sandwich

When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”

Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.

by daddyblast69 April 13, 2023