When a crowd of horny, obese, lesbian women decide to find a flagpole. They then proceed to climb up the pole together. When they reach the top, the take a fat shot into each others mouths and cover their entire bodies with the so called shit. After they are completely shitified, they one by one jump off the flagpole into a pile of mud and role play as a pile of dinosaur poop.
by Barbieboysmd69420 March 7, 2024

shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut
by lambo nigs August 28, 2019

sam has really bad breath it smells like mouldy milk warm mints and it’s really bad when you and near him
sorry sam
sorry sam
by big_dick_dave June 28, 2020

This is the name of one of the baddest lads around. He listens to Dave and hangs out with his mandem. He doesn’t let his opps pull anything over on him. Sam Innit is also known as Samuel.
by Toast77 December 15, 2022

Sam is so supportive!!!
by Nico >:3 November 9, 2020

An acronym for "Self Appointed Moderator"
Typically a long-term or frequent user (community member ) found in comment sections and platforms like Reddit or Imgur, who lurks with the intention of downvoting and posting vitriolic comments to vent and control unwelcome posts. Ironically, often with venomous crafted text or graphics that explain how much they "don't care" about the post the comment is directed towards. SAMS are often trolls who intend to create an echo chamber within the forum they frequent.
Typically a long-term or frequent user (community member ) found in comment sections and platforms like Reddit or Imgur, who lurks with the intention of downvoting and posting vitriolic comments to vent and control unwelcome posts. Ironically, often with venomous crafted text or graphics that explain how much they "don't care" about the post the comment is directed towards. SAMS are often trolls who intend to create an echo chamber within the forum they frequent.
by Trustedcode October 7, 2022

An all round great person. Extremely kind to everyone and the best person to be around. They give funny advice but also good advice. They don’t judge you. They don’t care what other people think of them and always seem very cheerful. If you see them about they are always willing to say hello and give you a hug. You could spend hours on end with them. Don’t ever lose a SAM they are the best. Also a hypochondriac and will complain to you about all types of cancers.
by SUPERTINNYNOTTINY April 20, 2022
