C of Red

A particularly heavy flow of blood and sex juices coming out of a woman after she has sex on her menstrual period! The C stands for C#nt. Particularly gross when the man does not know that the woman is on her menstrual period.

John had sex with Betty when aunt flow was visiting and there was a C of Red when he pulled out.

by youshouldnotdothat October 27, 2011

red states

The states that liberalandproud wishes to abolish from this country. Like typical liberals, he/she believes that anyone who doesn't agree with him/her (i.e. people from the red states) is inarguably a moron, idiot, etc. Here's an idea: perhaps the reason that the Red States supported Bush because Kerry was not an effective candidate?

Of course, it's pointless to try to talk sense to most liberals, as they will always resort to personal attacks and maintain their attitude that they are right, and everyone else is just too stupid to understand the right way.

by RationalRepublican November 25, 2006

red well

a thin cardboard folder, usually red in color, usually sized to fit in the drawer of a file cabinet, and used to contain correspondence and other files.

Please buy me two red well folders to store my case files.

by Scott A. Bloom June 3, 2008

The Red Death

The Red Death is when you squeeze a used tampon in your hand until the period blood gets all over it, then you bitch slap someone with the blood and all the little pieces of the wall on your hand. one may also do the same with spooge in place of period blood (see white death) if one slaps another with both spooge and period blood on the same hand, it is called a The Pink Death

That snobby bitch was buttering her toast from the edge to the middle like a douche nozzle and kept bitching about how much her period sucks so I pulled the cum dumpster's used blood sponge out of the garbage and gave her the ultimate face in the form of The Red Death. Then when she fainted from the disgustingness I gave her a dirty sanchez, a cleveland steamer, a skull fuck leading up to a red dragonand then I put a funnel in her mouth and dumped that mung I had leftover from last year in it.

by Spooji, The Morbid Goldfish February 14, 2006

little red

Little Red refers to an Chinese mans penis. Little because Asian men are known to have small cocks, and red in reference to red china.

"yo freddy, how the fuck does that Chinese boy whack the beast when he's got nothing but a Little Red?"

by Ashbury's Dirtbag April 1, 2007

red hair

Irish stereotype. Something that American people would say about people with red hair.

Example:

American boy: "Umm ok, wild guest here, from the looks of your red hair I'm guesing you're Irish".

Irish girl: (gives him an evil look)

by TravisRex March 8, 2009

Red Snail

One of the easiest monsters to kill in the online game MapleStory.

It has been popularized because of the recent "100k" quest given by Teo in Lith Harbor. You need to collect 100 Red Snail Shells and 50 Squishy Liquids, given out by Slime.

Aran Dude: Can I have money please?!
Pro Aran: Just do Teo's quests. Get 100 Red Snail Shells, 50 Squishy Liquids. EASY!

by MapleEvan December 26, 2009