mother pains

Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.

I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.

by RememberYourOpinionIsValid October 23, 2015

Mother Taeraesa

My mother. Your mother. Our mother. He is the most slay queen pussy boss ever to walk on this barf planet Earth. He has the voice of an angel but makes me feel a way that would send me to hell. No one has ever slayed the house down more than him. His voice makes me forget any sin I have ever committed. I WANT MY MOTHER TO SING ME A LULLABY AND TUCK ME IN TO BED !NOW!

Mother Taeraesa is the light of this world and no one makes me feel the pop the way he does.

by hamy mamdy June 8, 2024

Mother Fucker

Anything that goes on for too long

1. That mother fucker still owes me money.

2. This party is boring as a mother fucker.

by sinkking December 22, 2024

ur brother a mother

The biggest roast of all time. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grandmammy tranny, ur grandpap trap, ur sister mister, no u are all inferior.

oofer: ur mom gay
pleb: ur dad lesbian
oofer: no u
pleb: ur grandmammy tranny
oofer: ur sister a mister
pleb: ur grandpap trap
oofer: but ur brother a mother
pleb: *instantly in hell*

by Dropped My Idiot February 1, 2019

MOTHER FUCKER

Kyle Shepherd

Kyle shepherd is a mother fucker. His favorite women are ones that have kids or he knows he can get knocked up.

by Motherfuckerswife January 25, 2019

Ur Brother are ur mother

Its the deny to ur sister is a mister

Carl: ur mom gay
Richard: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
Richard: Ur brother are ur mother
**Carl dies and go to extreme hell**

by IdoFunStuf March 17, 2018

What's a mother to do?

A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.

1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"

by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011