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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
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money for fun

Basically, when someone has 'money for fun' that means they have a lot of money in which they can use to do whatever they want - also a very zesty rapper by the name of Drake made a collaboration with an artist and randomly said zesty "MONEY FOR FUN!" when he was spitting bars.
"I have money for fun."
by ImAlwaysSoTired November 7, 2023
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Febreze Money

Additional income to support the "finer things" or allows you an increased indulgence within your unconscious habits.
My stimulus just hit, I got that febreze money!
by Beaver Tail May 27, 2020
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Money shot neti pot

When a man cums so much and so hard , it flows out of a persons nose, thus flushing it out.
He came so much that money shot neti pot cleared my sinuses out last night.
by Chefman43223 April 21, 2022
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Halasana money shot

It is when you have sex with your partner in the "pile driver" AKA Halasana yoga pose. When it is time for the man to cum, he pulls out and shoots his cum down onto the woman and straight down onto her face.
My girlfriend loves her yoga positions. There was a time when I had her in the Halasana position, and when I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out from her pussy and shot my load down onto her inverted body and face. I looked down at her inverted body, her pussy up in the air with her legs spread wide, and her face totally covered with my cum. She smiled and stated "I love that position, and now with all the hot cum, it was the perfect Halasana money shot".
by whtronin May 6, 2018
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National money day

National money day is a day for those who don’t have a valentines and say fuck that and dedicate that day to getting bands
Jason:hey dude do you have a valentines?

Scrim:fuck a valentines it’s National money day I’m getting bread
by gyTg(tTg55^7 January 29, 2023
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Beach Money

Getting paid a large lump sum, while doing minimal work. May possible die trying to achieve it.
“This Beach Money. We rich.” *gunshot* -Ronnie Mathis
by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024
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