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Matthew

Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.
Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!
by Captain Bisexual February 27, 2022
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Matthew Crab

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Matthew

Don’t be a Matthew check out this amazing series.
by Bruiser85b March 4, 2022
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Matthew

a boy who fly's planes and gets all the bitches
Matthew stop kissing all the girls
by shoe poo March 6, 2022
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Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022
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Matthew

A very cute boy who loves girls and is short and smelly and smells like cheese. YO WANT TO MARRY HIM!
Do you see that boy over there? his name is Matthew andhe's so cute
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Matthew

Look, theres Matthew, what a toad. Legend
by Lexie Smith March 8, 2022
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