money

something that people complain about not having enough, yet still spending freely every 5 seconds

My friend complained about not having enough money, and then proceeded to buy more money... WAIT WHAT

by omega3fattyacids December 30, 2023

Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.

Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Money

something you should give me

give me your money for a blowjob😁

by ilov3money😁 April 15, 2022

Real money

money in a large or significant amount.

"they are willing to put real money into research"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

fuck broke get money

Screw not having a job and no money work for what you want

Friend:Life is a vacation

Me : no it’s not your broke and can’t even buy drinks “fuck broke get money”

by Jessie Ames September 20, 2021

Money

What I don't have

I have no money

by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023

child money

People that play and record childish games like Minecraft or Roblox to then upload to a website and get money of little kid's that still watch these kind's of stuff that no 15 year old would watch even if it was made by PewDiePie or some other Youtuber
Main reason's for this act is to be able to move out of there mothers basement or be able to afford bread for breakfast

"Man that guy get's so much child money it's insane but at least he can afford to pay his alimony"

by Fogsmash February 18, 2017