March 12th

2020, the day everything went or shit. Who knew Corona had the ability to shut down every sport and event in the country, oh but not public schools.

#1, “Hey, what time is our tournament Friday?”
#2, “Sorry man, Corona cancelled it along with the rest of the season”
#1, “What day is it?”
#2, “March 12th”

by Wartzanator March 13, 2020

marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!

1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!

by Sadman101 September 28, 2018

March 8

A day to hug all your teacher for all the amazing work they do for you. If you hate the teacher just slap them though they probably deserve it

National hug your teacher day March 8

by Squishmellows.au March 7, 2023

March 23rd

National beat a woman up day, the only time of the year where you can really let loose on that woman who's been driving you crazy, or just for fun.

Boy #1: Hey it's March 23rd, national beat a woman up day, let's go beat the f*** out of your manager for snitching on us last tuesday to the cops

Boy #2: Yeah alright

by Verbat1m March 23, 2025

March 14

NERDS know this as pie day right. But real MEN know this to be the male equivalent of Valentines Day...

Steaks n’ Blowjobs day!

Can’t wait for March 14. My girl gonna give me some sloppy and a prime steak!!!

by x Freeshot June 26, 2020

march 19

your the most coolest bad bitch transgender if your born on march 19th!

example:

mark: oh uh btw andy when were you born? i wanna check something-

andy: march 19th, why?

mark: ohhh makes complete sense! ur transgender AND ur the baddest bitch i know!

by badbitchconfirmed February 15, 2022

March 23

annoy your friend's day

March 23 piss off your friends

by booty boy x Cory March 23, 2021