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Jacob

Jacob is the most amazing and handsome guy you'll ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Just looking at this guy will make you wanna kiss him due to his perfect lips. If you’re lucky enough to be his girl, he’ll be incredibly loyal to you and will not let another girl even look in his direction. Sometimes he’s kinda retarded. You will never fail to get a good conversation out of him and get the best advice you’ve ever heard. Every girl wants a Jacob, and maybe they should get one. (But not mine). He’s great at basketball but won’t let anyone tell him. Did i mention he has a big dick? You cant walk around with him anywhere or else he’ll knock everything over with that long sword. He never fails to make you feel better either. He’s the perfect friend, and especially the perfect boyfriend. And you can always count on him.
Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”

Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”

I love jacob😍
by uhhhhidk.. December 9, 2023
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Jacob

Very mad man and is cool. But when he’s mad, don’t go around him.
The mad man Jacob is at the hospital.
by Nduck270 November 27, 2021
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Jacob

by AziDoZ February 14, 2018
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Jacob

Wake up. Wake up. Your friends aren’t real. Your family misses you. Wake up.
Jacob…Wake up please. It’s me your mom. Please wake up!!!
by MoochieMan February 8, 2022
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Jacob

jacob is cute and he will be there for you at all times he pics up women fast then your dad left and is the most swaggy and truthful full man ever oh and he is a badass
Jacob: hey

Women: omg
by oggabooga man 37 May 24, 2022
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Jacob+Alexa

The love between these two is unbreakable. Anyone who comes between them will instantly be shattered into a million pieces from their own intense love affairs.
Alexa “hi Jacob
Jacob “Jacob+Alexa lawd have mercy I’m about to bust”
by Coochiecatcher24 March 30, 2021
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Jacob

When u first me Jacob he is sweet and funny but once you really get to know him you realise that he's quite immature, annoying and loud.
If you have a Jacob in your life forget about his existence.
Girl 1: Jacob is a dick
Girl 2: I told you
by Majeymoo December 7, 2019
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