u/free-relationship-22

touches himself to his minecraft/terraria builds

Big up u/free-relationship-22

by Voni_Fuck37 October 4, 2025

Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

by Track and Shield November 10, 2021

Free Tibet

Term used by Westerners that doesn’t really work because Tibet was heavily invested in by the CCP and their previous government used to be a theocracy, and Tibet hasn’t protested since 2015.

Westerner: Free Tibet!
Actual Tibetan: I really don’t care if we get independence

by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022

Free Mealer

A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.

Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.

by NM83 August 17, 2025

The truth will set you free

You LITERALLY can't believe this if you don't know what constitutes 'truth.'

Hym "So he believes the truth will set you free but when it comes to whether or not the bible is true... He doesn't know what 'true' is. So, the X will set you free. X = ? Completely incoherent."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2024

Free pass

Something not everybody has had.

The outsider girl thought everything was to everybody what it was to her, a silly, pointless battle for supremacy where nothing was sacred but winning. She thought somebody else's ground to stand was hers to walk all over, because she had had a free pass to do so for so long.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"

Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024