putting words in the horse's mouth

the anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2013

Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023

circle the horses

When your Hog is so big that you've got to circle up the Horse gang cause aint nobody else can relate

HEY EJDJ!! GET YOUR HOG OUT OF MY FACE AND CIRCLE THE HORSES

by realist definitions September 12, 2019

Jolly Horse

A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse

He was a Jolly Horse as she rode him in bed.

by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024

Horse girl

Lily😐

Person1: Oh look its horse girl
Person2: Oh lily

by yassstiktok March 5, 2021

fall off your horse

A saying you shout when you hear a loud obnoxious car driving on a calm road

Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”

by Parkingticket September 29, 2023

tiny horse

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.

Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.

by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024