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Ramsey's Perfect Burger

When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
by anonymous November 1, 2021
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Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.
Johny just made a Zoot Burger
by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017
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Burger Lung

After eating, typically a burger - which is known for being greasy and or a "hearty meal" one might experience "burger lung" which is usually noticed when clearing phlegm from the throat and can last upwards of several hours post-consumption.
*Sitting at the table after eating the Red Robin Bacon Bleu Burger and an entire tower of onion rings*
Man 1: Man, Robin King goes hard every time
Man 2: Yeah fr, *cough* I think I got burger lung :((
Man 1: Damn dude, we should tip less
Man 2: *clearing phlegm from throat" -20% tip for this god awful burger lung
by CaptainObv March 22, 2024
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burger moment

ur flopping so much that you don’t know what to say
have u seen my burger?

no, that’s such a burger moment
by fatfuckingcat November 7, 2021
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bowel burger

jusdin samuel, please bowel burger now
by eggplant2011 April 18, 2011
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spunky burger

It's a burger a male squits his mayo into and then makes the female eat it whilst the fucks her anus rapidly
God damn it ell, do you want a spunky burger
by Jackyl 333 April 13, 2017
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barbecue bacon burger

by gatto on drugs September 4, 2022
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