Sunning the snake

A male exposing himself in a public place, either deliberately or inadvertently

"Cover yourself up - we don't want you sunning the snake with youngsters around!"

by Pinga & Flaps July 27, 2019

snake

An absolute serpent of a person. Can also be the kind of person who does really snakey things such as, playing PokemonGo, or slithering around the local city.

I hope that snake doesn't sit with us at lunch.

Look at that snake playing PokemonGo.

There are too many snakes around us right now.
Hey Julia stop being a snake!

by Justahumblesnake July 15, 2016

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

Snake

Someone who is one of the most absolutely horrific people you will ever meet but hide it until you open up and trust them. They will throw a whole party and not invite you. They will make you look like the awkward one in a situation. They will stab your back until it bleeds over the place. DO NOT trust a snake. They are so rude in the end but so easy to stay "friends" with. They come in all sorts of forms as well. Theres the good ole' two faced snakes who are people who pretend to be nice and then stab you in the back two seconds later. There are the fake snakes who are just not at all who they make out to be and are actually a complete and utter bitch. There are so many species that it makes it hard to name it all but if we can all just tell the "twat faced jizz stains" to piss off then we should be okay.

Example 1: The two-faced snake
Innocent Person: Hi!
Snake: OMG Hi! You're so pretty we should hang out sometime!
*two minutes later*
Snake (to other snake bitches* She is sooooooo ugly ew ew ew ew (ect)

Example 2: The fake snake
Snake: Hey!
Innocent person: Hi!
S: We should be friends omg!
I: Ok ahah
*two months later*

S: *fake noise*

Dont trust these disgusting reptiles

by wacky yo October 27, 2018

Kiss your snake

What you say to a person that is fake and you want them to move on

I’m tired of you, Kiss your snake then

by Jakir1789 February 22, 2020

Snake

Stefan

Stefan is such a snake

by Ullvis October 11, 2021

Snake Eye

When you enter your girlfriend or girls room and stick the tip of your penis out.

Girl 1: Jim my came over last night and I totally caught him with his "snake eye" out
Girl 2: ew what a fucking pervert

by Jabbaboi August 1, 2016