by Annoying Piece of Shit? April 8, 2021

1-10 Female attractiveness scale, with 1 meaning "damn, she's ugly" and 10 meaning "damn she breaths male unfulfilled dreams of procreation"
-Boy does she hit a 7.5 on the 1-10 FAS!
-How tasteful of you to cut 0.5 for shrimp-like tendencies, thus resisting that hypnotizing body that is disproportionately hotter than the face
-How tasteful of you to cut 0.5 for shrimp-like tendencies, thus resisting that hypnotizing body that is disproportionately hotter than the face
by charos_the_flyaros_XB95 September 4, 2016

by Thedude-o December 2, 2016

National bake a cake while your mom watches you day!
But wait there’s more!
While baking that cake she will also be helping you, it’s very convenient that your mom is hot. So now it’s incest but hey at least you are getting touched while baking a cake!
But wait there’s more!
While baking that cake she will also be helping you, it’s very convenient that your mom is hot. So now it’s incest but hey at least you are getting touched while baking a cake!
Person 1- IM SO EXCITED FOR APRIL 10th
Person 2- why?
Person 1- BECAUSE MY MOM IS GONNA BAKE ME A CAKE AND WATCH ME JERK OFF
Person 2- why?
Person 1- BECAUSE MY MOM IS GONNA BAKE ME A CAKE AND WATCH ME JERK OFF
by H4ven_c00lzers March 3, 2025

by flapperfanny February 10, 2021
