The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
by Lunar enthusiast May 22, 2023
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Yeet The Meat

This is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper to let you know that he is ready to master bait in your butt hole and call you his big black brolic cock. Then while your get butt raped and he'll say your his your fruitin' totin' good and lookin' . Then once you get tired, he will wake you up by saying mouth rape time. Then he will stick his 3,000 foot cock in your mouth. then he will eat your butt corn.
Walter: You wanna Yeet The Meat
Tyrone: Holly Shit
Walter: I just wanna take some pictures
Tyrone: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Walter: The only fucking I want to do is in your ass
Walter Also: throws him in the back of a pickup truck
Tyrone: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME.
by Walter Booty Clapper November 04, 2022
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NO YEET

Yeet is bad… NO YEET

Made popular by Big Jim JIMMY USO.
Starting QB NYU No Yeet University
NO YEET
Jey: YEET
Jimmy: No Yeet
Jey: YEET UCE
Jimmy: NO YEET UCE
by Lil ZK January 18, 2025
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Yeeting a beetle

Man : What are you doing?
Kid : Yeeting a beetle.
by Yeet Eater Deluxe October 26, 2019
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Poturtle Yeet

This is something a sacred person has created, and if someone says it, they die instantaneously. Only the person who created it can say it, unless given permission, but the permission only lasts as long as the person says. If someone that has permission or the sacred person, says it to you, you die.
Person: I will kill you!

Sacred person: Poturtle Yeet!
Person: Oof, I'm dead now.
by Billy Jeff May 14, 2019
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yeets and fidgets

When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner
by TieDyeLlama March 30, 2019
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