cookie rookie bared

When some one is cooked and doing something funny

Feeg is cookie rookie bared and doing backflips

by NokBerry December 20, 2016

cookie no cracker

when comparing good weed to garbage weed

“ i’m out here smoking cookie no cracker

by big kap May 18, 2020

Cookies

Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.

See also: butt crust

I'm getting laser hair removal next month. Bye bye cookies!

by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022

Cookie

Something you get when you take cheese, put it on bread, and microwave it.

Person 1: How to make cookie without dough or chocolate chip?
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.

by me.me("me") August 11, 2022

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013

cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head

omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing

by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021

baking cookies

sly shorthand for masturbation

ben is "baking cookies" ;)

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020