Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."

Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."

by HarbingerOfDumb June 4, 2018

Cunt with legs

Someone so fat and floppy that they look like a cunt with legs.

" That fat bastard over there looks like a cunt with legs."

by TheKeyDifference June 5, 2018

Leg

A leg is short for a legend.

Friend: oyoy have you heard about Tony? He shagged that bird last night.
You: damn u foreal? What a fucking leg!

by Deepsquirt May 15, 2018

Log Legs

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.

Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!

by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018

Log Leg

When a girl sits on your lap and takes dump.

I can't believe that crazy girl gave me a log leg. I don't ever ask for that.

by Chinook17 August 10, 2022

Don't bring that leg

It is a local slang that means: don't try that with me. Most times, it is used to mean: "you don't have that right"

Don't bring that leg:

What! Don't bring that leg. Don't go there

by martino2022 August 17, 2022

Leg Lag

When you have been at the buggery pokery with a woman. After climaxing this is the jelly like feeling you get in your legs.

Ryan: Hey I went to Katie’s last night I was banging all night then my legs went funny
Joe: Looks like you got leg lag Ryan

by smackcrackandpot August 19, 2022