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giggly goon clown

a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.
oh man, I can’t believe I got visited by the giggly goon clown
by cockbounce November 12, 2023
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Clown brain

Engineers have clown brains. What makes sense to them makes no sense to anyone else. It’s like a circus with clowns in there.
She has a pinky ring, so she’s a clown brain for sure.
by Clowns are coming May 1, 2018
mugGet the Clown brainmug.

Clown Shoes

A ridiculous statement or situation "That's Clown Shoes"
by MikeOrangeCounty1 October 25, 2019
mugGet the Clown Shoesmug.

Clown Pog

Clown Pog refers to a popular horror movie icon named Pennywise opening his mouth wide like the pogchamp emote on Twitch.
by CLOWN POG November 30, 2020
mugGet the Clown Pogmug.

momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
mugGet the momentary clowning-around licensemug.

Ass Clown

A person who avoids responsibility. Doesn’t make any effort to better themselves. Very unreliable.
1: did Ass Clown get a car yet?
2: no
by SnuppPup July 6, 2022
mugGet the Ass Clownmug.

clowns no frowns

Here's to a standup comedy show. On tonight's event there will be clowns no frowns.
by 🅰️ February 24, 2025
mugGet the clowns no frownsmug.

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