the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked
by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023
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Get the Bavarian car mug.this is for the hoes who hate carloscalroscarlitoicarlycooliocococrunchskaterhoeicecalritosioncarlitocarlitamercedestexasteslacarvroomvroom and the mfs who just hate cars in general, like oml some of those mfs get u around places
i hate car car! said ongn
same here! said ongngn
so you guys just hate cars? they get you around some places! said gaybitch69
no you idiot i’m talking about the person!! said ongn
well i’m talking about the vehicle!!! said ongngn
so we’re anti- car car
same here! said ongngn
so you guys just hate cars? they get you around some places! said gaybitch69
no you idiot i’m talking about the person!! said ongn
well i’m talking about the vehicle!!! said ongngn
so we’re anti- car car
by van lmao January 14, 2022
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An American living the suburbs who is incapable of thinking about getting from place to place without taking his or her car. Complains about safety on transit all the time, and opposes all "socialist" transit projects, even though it would benefit them without the carbrain needing to take action. May alsoo be a NIMBY, but not necessarily, and should not be used interchangeably.
Person 1: The subway is filled with druggies and homeless people. In my car, I'm in my own safe bubble.
Person 2: You are SUCH a fucking car brain!
Person 2: You are SUCH a fucking car brain!
by URBANist_ November 3, 2025
Get the Car Brain mug.Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.
*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.
*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.
*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!
If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
by StrangerDanger19 January 26, 2019
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