get to post

To solve a problem at minimum.
"Getting (it) to post" is the earliest point you can say "it works" without adding "technically," or the first thing that you have to do before starting anything else. Often implies that hard work and/or kludges were—and will be—required.

Derived from the "POST screen" (Power On Self Test), where a computer checks if all its hardware is working after being turned on; the first milestone in building/fixing a computer is reaching this screen.
"It took like four hours to get this piece of shit to post, but it's done."
"We can't even get to post without his say-so, and yet he's always late."
"Focus on getting it to post before making it look pretty."
by a sentient bag of goon March 01, 2025
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Post-Hot

Being so ugly you are hot. Ascending past your looks with tattoos, piercings and a good style.
"Pete Davidson looks like a fish, but it's kind of a turn on."
"Yeah Pete Davidson is definitely post-hot."
by Maxwellsfargoe December 05, 2022
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post factum

She will announce her decision and then give us a post factum statement of the reasons for it
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Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic
Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 07, 2023
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2014 Facebook Post

For example: Serrano shit on Nicole’s hilarious good morning text, not realizing it was an awesome 2014 Facebook post.
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lightning post

A social media post put up during a time of emotional turmoil with no thought as to the repercussions. When the poster comes back to reality to realize said repercussions may cause grave annoyances to happen (or worse) then original post is deleted and original poster pretends it didn’t happen. Then he/she goes and buys their abuser dinner to apologize for said post aka half truths
Kay posted a lightning post about Ray calling her a name but now it’s gone and they’re at Texas Roadhouse getting takeout
by paidcents April 15, 2021
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1)Still trying to 'Make it'. 2)Sticking with something long after any success is possible. 3)An act of self denile based on the stuborn need to justify a career choice in the arts: Actors, musicians, Great American novelist. 4)Sticking with a ridiculous belief system because you pissed off so many people over the years you can't just own up and apologise.
1)"This 56 year old waiter showed me his head shot. Serious Post Dramatic Stress Disorder."

2)"He moved to LA. He still thinks metal is going to be big again."
"He's got Post Dramatic Stress Dissorder and thinks he's Vince Neal."
by syd jesus May 13, 2009
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