you're fired

A top definition that urbandictionary admins chose for November 3rd because he hates Trump. He thinks he finally fired Trump.

Democrat: DONALD TRUMP!!!!! YOU'RE FIRED
Sane person: here he goes again...

by 5256662 November 07, 2020

Firing on all cylinders

To sneeze, poop, and urinate all at once on the toilet.

Dave: Man Paul, you in the bathroom for a long time.
Paul: Yeah, I was Firing on all cylinders.

by Seems Like Science March 31, 2015

california forest fire

stick a cigar in a girls pussy anal fuck her then put her on fire pubes out with cum but she cant drop it

dude your sister couldnt handle the california forest fire and she lost her pubbs my bad

by tripp and justin made this November 11, 2007

california fire hose

when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause

GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!

by the fire man July 21, 2009

hell-fire

Noun

1. A quality of sexual attraction to someone despite their behavior being categorized as catty, arrogant, rude, mischievous, or in some other way malicious.

2. An object of usually sexual desire that is too emotionally compromising to interact with.

Paul: "Dude, your ex is hell-fire."
Mike: "It's her legs that get me."
Paul: "Damn straight."

by Dr. Velociraptor August 16, 2010

Your Fired

To lose a job permanently. 2). Your fired - also is another way to call someone a idiot or moron.

I will pay 50 dollars to wash the car, why did you wash the car with acid. Your Fired!

by Chappie72 December 26, 2016

Texas Fire Racing

The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.

Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by TickleMyNutsack December 10, 2016