Horse Cock

When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.

It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.

by Me When The Moment Of September 10, 2021

Horse Rub

Rubbing a horse

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"

by PenisRubber27 January 19, 2021

Talk to a man about a horse

To nicely tell your children that you are going to fuck like rabbits at a hotel.

“Hey kids, me and your mom are gonna go talk to a man about a horse be right back.”

by FeverDream2.0 January 13, 2022

Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

Horse Box Bill

A terminology used to refer to some who continuously uses a horse box for the toilet.

Ohh where has he gone. He’s away being a horse box Bill.

by Topher W May 6, 2025

Horse

A two-player variation of basketball where one player makes a showboating/trick shot, eg. dribble four times, followed by a 360 degree spin and then performing a layup. If successful, the other player must attempt to replicate the same maneuver. If the second player misses the basket, they are awarded the letter “H”.

If successful, the second player chooses the next shot.

This continues until one player accumulates all the letters of the word HORSE, and that player loses.

I played horse with Blake Griffin. How do you think I did?

by KinleyTyne December 8, 2021

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018