David

The best dad in the whole entire world. He is kind, caring, selfless and awesome.

I wish that my dad was a David.

by Qwertyman21 November 14, 2023

David Billington

A metaphor for a serial pedophile. Preying on the youngest victims possible. Located in the Leicestershire region of U.K.

"oh my days, David Billington is at it again!" Screamed the unfortunate parents.

by Mike the rock Tyson June 4, 2017

david

not part of the boys

“is that david”

“do you mean not part of the boys”

by badbitch69420 June 21, 2019

David

Faggot

David is a faggot

by Goodgiy4321 December 29, 2023

David Hunter

The BEST performer that has ever been on the west end, no competition.

Mate, I bloody love David Hunter. What a guy.

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020

david har string

A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred

Alex: "Look David har string!"
Carl: "Haha his neck will probably snap"
David: "Stop it guys! "

by DerNigglet April 12, 2019

David Huang

Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)

Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?

by Zokreeser June 14, 2022