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Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!
Bro2:naw but it’s funny
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Sorry, can’t go out tonight it’s just another part of Christian living. Then goes and gets drunk with friends and acts like nothing happened the next day.
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