Chris

Short chubby simp that blocks his best friends over a thot ugly fat girl called Natalie.

Chris is about to get five knuckle shuffled by Natalie’ boyfriend

by Johnnnnnn cennnnna September 25, 2021

Chris

Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.

"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

Protect Chris

Yeah, totally it's not like the thing you said be worse is literally happening TO ME or anything.

Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Chris W. R.

Chris is a very loving and sweet man who wants nothing in life but to make others happy. Chris W. R. is someone who will sacrifice almost anything to make you smile and a great friend that I couldn't live without.

Chris W. R. is a sweetheart.

by Ms. Michigan March 8, 2013

chris!!!

abbys boyfriend who loves her with all the love

i love chris!!!

by soysauceypants June 1, 2021

chris koble

Chris kobles are awesome.They are lit.They are cool and savage

I went to a party this kid I hung out with is Chris koble

by Cam3151 March 23, 2017

Dirty Chris

When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.

Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.

by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023