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Christian

A person who typically likes to work with their hands, and not in a good way. These types of people prefer to use hands while performing a blowjob and tend to jerk off more frequently.
Dayummmmm!! Look at ur hands! You must be a Christian working those hands so hard.
by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025
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Christian

The best boyfriend that a guy could ask for, smart, sweet, and loving to everyone around him. He tends to be over protective but will still hang out with you when it’s safe (COVID-19 / 2020) He is incredible handsome and hot both on the inside and the outside.
Christian is hot as f*ck
by Gay media March 20, 2020
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Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?
by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021
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Christian

They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.
Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype
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Christian is very gay
Christian is Gay
by ryder gay May 29, 2022
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
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Yeah dude Christian is such a dick hole
by Hoodiedan July 28, 2019
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