adam from malawi

Adam from Malawi

Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.

Person 1: you know Adam from malawi?
Person 2: no, but he sounds like a right cunt

by hklfc December 5, 2021

adam d hill

adh beats entertainment. com.

mr hill adam d hill is the silliest guy youll ever meat

play your adh beats or he'll clap your adh cheeks

woah is that adam d hill marching band?

by oven_dick August 10, 2023

Adam

a kid who looks like a blobfish and acts like every farm animal

"Is that Adam?"
"OH you mean the snorting blobfish"
"YES exactly bro"

by KoolKidS1ke April 30, 2019

Adam

You'll be lucky if you ever stumble upon + fall in love with an Adam ;)

Oh, Adam, I fell in love with him in an instant. I will never stop loving him.

by fur bby <3 December 15, 2018

Adam Smasher

An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.

Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!

by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023

King Adam

This term refers to greatest reigning undisputed undefeated champion this universe has ever witnessed. Simple words can not describe him. Those who oppose him in any way crumble upon his mere sight. Simple words cannot describe his glory.

I acknowledge and respect King Adam as my king.

by El Hagg Mortal Kombat March 19, 2024

Adam

Adam is a goofy, silly boy. He isn’t very tall, and has orange hair, but is the nicest guy you will ever meet. He has a great sense of humor and loves musical theatre and board games. He loves the Lord big time. He will ask to stage kiss you and then “accidentally” kiss you for real. He wears funny shirts. He has a cat who can be just horrible but they keep him around.

That guy sure is goofy, silly, short, has orange hair, is very nice, is very funny, loves musical theatre and board games, loves the Lord, “accidentally” kissed me, wears funny shirts, and has a cat.

That’s Adam.

by tikitorch74 May 2, 2023