Your family loves him more than you, you’re obsessed with him, you love him so much, he thinks he’s nothing that he’s useless and trash, but he’s not he’s just amazing and it hurts to see him be mean to himself. Chris you are amazing
by Lovely Sunday December 23, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by sharp_tongued_1 October 9, 2025
Get the Chris Wrennmug. A gay faggot with no friends
by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018
Get the salty chrismug. A crazy ass hot pangender cowboy with an outgoing personality, he's spent his youth soul searching but came out of it as a realized man, he's always down to be a great supporting friend, he is also insane, but very philosophical when the time is right, a Christopher stallard is a man that has gone through pain and suffering but he pegged the shit out of that and is now a god. He also plans to destroy the planet in 2050 with his pet Daniel
by IBC_Twitch November 22, 2021
Get the Chris stallardmug. That one guy who betrayed his first love Basketball and is now married to Football. Chris would never leave Footballs side and is extremely loyal to her. But it's better this way because basketball is for scrubs and football is better.
Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
by SomebodyOnTheInternettt May 28, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A guy who is very smart and not very tall he does not throw pouches in the dustbin he only eats good food no junk food he is very kind he has a very nice mind like he thinks that he want to kill me sometimes and he has a crush called Christina .
Don't get scared of Chris only get scared if he show his face #smalldick
#asshole #verysmallinheight
#asshole #verysmallinheight
by Motherfucker in the town November 21, 2018
Get the CHRISmug.