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donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
mugGet the donkey blastedmug.

swabble donkey

A derivitive of swamp donkey, specifies the tweeker version of a unattractive women that supports her meth habit by echanging sexual favors.
Bet that swabble donkey will dome us up for a gram
by Kody1kanobe May 15, 2022
mugGet the swabble donkeymug.

Donkey shit

When a persons shit is so brown it looks like a donkey
“DAMMMMNNN! Yo shit looks like donkey shit!!”
by anonymous March 25, 2021
mugGet the Donkey shitmug.

Huge donkey

"that's a Huge donkey."
by TobuscusLoveriLoveTobuscus2993 November 8, 2021
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Whomp Donkey

A "Swamp Donkey" weighing over 500lbs, a pox marked face, and a type of smelly smell that smells smelly that you can smell as soon as she enters the room you are in.
"Daaaaamn that whomp donkey stinks!!!"
by anonymous October 13, 2025
mugGet the Whomp Donkeymug.

Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongey

When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023
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Donkey knut

I just spent 5000 donkey knuts on this new skin. Only cost me $10.
by Elpeety June 18, 2024
mugGet the Donkey knutmug.

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