Christian Boser

1. A man who donates mayo to the homeless.

2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.

3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.

4. A man who smells dirty diapers.

Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.
Christian Boser
by Woman who milks cows May 24, 2011
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christian rave

Awkward dancing to pop music and eating food in a potluck style, with or without parental supervision, but Jesus is always watching.
"Hey man, the music's aight, but where's the booze at?"
"No alcohol here. Not at my Christian rave."
by amoebadee March 04, 2018
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 03, 2022
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 03, 2022
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 03, 2022
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 03, 2022
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Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water
“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you
by Santa 🎅 November 20, 2018
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