Unicorn Meat

A slang phrase for weed, because if unicorn meat DID exist then it would probably make you act like you were high. Commonly used around people who you want to hide the fact that your smoking weed from (parents, siblings, nosy friends, etc.)
Yo Deon we should eat some unicorn meat this friday!
(Yo Deon we should smoke some weed this friday!)

That unicorn meat had me so full I was giggling.
(That weed had me so high I was giggling.)
by Iluvweed220 October 25, 2011
mugGet the Unicorn Meatmug.

meat patty

Nickname for any large, creepy, male teachers.
Meat Patty says he wants to play with teeth!!!
by CumBuckets March 15, 2005
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pour the meat

giving her your bone
I would like to pour the meat to her.
by Bill October 16, 2003
mugGet the pour the meatmug.

meat truck

one so vicious looking that it looks like they were hit by a meat truck, and every piece of meat chunks fused with there face.
that bitch is so ugly it looks like she got hit by a meat truck.
by pootusjuggalotus August 30, 2004
mugGet the meat truckmug.

Taco meat

The act of someone shoving their toe in a hole in the ground. It is used for physical pain and is considered a fetish.
Omg that girl is a fan of taco meat! How weird!
by LRS <3 July 24, 2017
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meat flute

1.a musical intrument played by fags, or sluts
I wanted to get head from sally, but she plays the meat flute to often so i dont want my dick to burn.
by Some Smart Dude December 6, 2006
mugGet the meat flutemug.

meat gate

refers to a girl who's VERY LOSE see beef curtians
man, i'm getting no where near that meat gate ...
by jedi^pimp November 13, 2004
mugGet the meat gatemug.

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