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Turd Wagon

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.
by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022
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white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
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Turd Burglar

A person who anally fists another, grabbing the feces inside the anal cavity. The fister then removes the contents of the anus and proceeds to Waluigi-run away from the crime scene (usually while also maniacally laughing). This is a very real and lucrative crime. On average a turd burglary occurs at least once every hour.
911 Operator: “911, what’s your emergency?”
Victim: “I need to report a burglary.”
911 Operator: “what was stolen.”
Victim: “I’d prefer not to say. Please send an officer quick! The turd burglar is getting away!”
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Turd Flinger

A gay Brazilian man, living in Foster City that loves to throw feces at unsuspecting victims
Hey man, you can’t be a turd flinger with my new friends!
by d1rkd1ggler September 19, 2018
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Turd burgler

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference
That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.
by Klundamatron6000 August 31, 2020
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Dick turd

A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter
Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?
by Stepdad May 10, 2018
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Turd pussy

A black man’s cock in a vagina. Usually Tiffany’s have tp(turd pussy).
Tiffany had some turd pussy cause all the brothers been all up in that.
by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022
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