Socially Distant

To feel utterly detached from the need or desire to socialize.

“Honestly, I haven’t spoken to them in a while! Work has me feeling pretty socially distant lately”

by kxtbonifacio January 10, 2022

socialism

Equality that is everyone in misery without social classes and businesses taken over by the government.

I am against socialism.

by WWW9999 March 13, 2023

Social Media

A format for people to vent about the fuckery in their lives.

I videotaped myself telling my boyfriend that I caught him cheating on me with my best friend and posted it on social media.

by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017

Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022

Social Piranha

A pun on Social Pariah, it's a more fitting term for a very social but toxic and even aggressive person. A bully. Think lawyers, politicians, and Hollywood producers.

Unless children are gently disciplined and educated by their parents, they will become social piranhas as adults.

by peanut butter cup June 5, 2025

Social Gay

Mostly seen in woman social gay involves a normally heterosexual(straight) person has borderline gay interactions with a friend of the same sex, this behaviour is most commonly associated with a large quantity of alcohol usually consumed in a nightclub. Similar to social smoking consuming alcohol while smoking within a social surrounding.

Did you see that birdkissing her friend, shes got a boyfriend you know shes just a social gay!

by TFrO21 December 22, 2017

Social contagion

Everything is a social contagion to you people, Jesus Christ!

Hym "Not everything a social contagion! Holy shit what is WRONG with you people!? This is NOTHING MORE than 'the failure of the people who could have done otherwise.' That's it. HIDING THEIR SHAME. Trying to sweep this under the rug. It isn't a social contagion. It isn't a syndrome. It's YOU refusing acknowledge what is happening to ME and those people."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024