slap your monkey

The act of beating your meat, wacking the sausage, ect.

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey

by meat_beater February 27, 2015

Royal Pimp Slap

Royal Pimp Slap, is a pimp slap given by a person of royalty while wearing many bejeweled rings. note that a royal pimp slap is often accompanied royal horns announcing the slap.

guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation

guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.

guy 3: daaaamn!

guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.

by kipper big January 11, 2013

royal pimp slap

Royal Pimp Slap, is a pimp slap given by a person of royalty while wearing many bejeweled rings. note that a royal pimp slap is often accompanied by royal horns announcing the slap.

guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation

guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.

guy 3: daaaamn!

guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.

by kipper big January 11, 2013

Jap-slap

definition 1: When you slap someone with your penis, normally around the face.

Definition 2: To be slapped on the end of the penis.

Dude1: dude you just hit me on the end of my dick.
Dude2: ye man you got Jap-slapped

by Danhan January 11, 2008

Slap ass month

Everyone! This is your chance to slap people’s ass, Every boyfriend out there go slap your girls ass and I bet you won’t regret it😉

Boy:(Slaps her/his ass)
Girl:ohhh it’s “Slap ass month”

by By a bad bitch October 1, 2019

Briggsy's Turkey Slap

To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.

Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?

Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.

Denzil: Dirty little fucker.

by Jittery Codpiece September 12, 2006

Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.

Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!

by BoDizzler February 4, 2010