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The Perfect Person

A person whom has little to no red flags, makes you happier than words can express, and is everything you want and more
“Duuuddeee I just fell in love with this dude Devin, he is literally The Perfect Person
by Blelelelelelelele September 29, 2023
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Personal property rights

Stem from self-ownership. I own myself and (by extension) my labor.
Hym "I've invoked both Nat Turner and the Haitian revolt. Your litmus test for justified violence is the same as mine! Are someone's personal property rights being violated? Is there an imbalance of power? Those are talkimg points that I've used. You just did the thing I did, except, as a spectator. AND I'm a super-minority and you are a cracker. A filthy slut cracker but a cracker none the less."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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Person 32

Person 32 is the god of all gods.
Person 19: D̵̺͛I̶͎͌E ͈̓ I ͕́ H ̺͑A ̻͝T ̫̿Ĕ̵̟ Ÿ̴̙́Ỏ̴̳U ̤̿ A ̺̚L ̝͝L̵̜͌
Person 1: THATS IT IM CALLING PERSON 32
*Person 32 comes from the sky*
Person 32: Who to banish into the 2763rd dimension?
Person 1: that asshole over there
Person 32: Okay!
Person 32: D ̧̢̨̡͚͇̺̱̞͙͇͕̺̪͌̒͐̎̋͌̆́̿͐̓̈́͆̽͑̊͌̐͗͋͘̕̚͟͠Ḯ̴̡̢̧̛̪͍̹̱̜̠͚̝̱̲̲̥̭̱̞̳͆̄͆͌̐̈͌͑̓̒̃̀̕̕͟͟͝ͅͅE ̧͇̜̤̭͉̏̈́̔̓̂̌̓̆̈́͂̍̈́̉̿͌͘̕ͅ Y̴̡̫̻͍͉̘̑͗͗̀͒͆̄̈́̊̏̈͂͋̎͆̅͆̾͊̈́͂̍͘͡͝Ő̶̧̨͔̯͕̪̲̤͇̞̺͎̭̘͚͙̙̙̼̯̦̹͗͊̔͟Ư̶̡̢̛͚͎̹̦̞̋̐̎̋̾̊̑̿͌̓̓̋̀̾͌̅̈͐͘͜͝͡͝ A̶̢̟͓͇̙̹͍̙͑̽̽̊̎͌͑̉̆̀̈́̿̎̀̀͘͝ͅT̶͉̤̪͚̜̙̲̺̪̹͉̰̯̏̈́̍̂́̾R ̧̨͓͇͎̠͇̆̓͒̒̔̎̎̇͛̿̀̀̋͑̅̓̔̿͘͜͝͠͡ͅȮ̴̡̹̊͌̆̓̀̏̃̽̚̚͜͝C̶̢͉͓͇̯͇͕̪̮̲͇̜̪̍̈́̾̈́̑̐̃͂̆̾͛͛̃́̋̄͂̑̕̕ͅI ̛͖͋̇́̍̍́̂̐̈́̊̌͊̈́̄̈́͛̍̚͘̕Ǒ̴̡͇̣̰̬͎͈̤͔̣͇͎͇̍̒́͆̇̄̅͊͐͑͂͆͆͂̔̋͠Ȗ̴̪̱̩̙̮̑̾̉̈̔̀̂̐̒͊͊́͒̐͊͘͝͡S̶̨͕͙̲̫̻̪̩̤̺̜͈̹̹̝͎̥̺͓͗̽͂̾̊͑͘͜͟͠ P ̖̠͎̃̔̑̽̍̄̍͋̊̾̂̏̽̇̑̕̕̕͜͝͡͝Í̴̢̢̛̞̺̻͓̣̗̲̩͍̠̻̂͒̅̋̍͂̿̌̏̓̌̃̈͒͆̆͘͟͠͠E ̡̭͎̯͙̗̄͊̅̂̊̽́̊̈́̓̔͋̓͌̓͂͐̈C̴̛̖̻̓̀̐̊͗̐̀̎́͑̈̓̈́̃͂̚̕̚͡͡͡E̴̡̡̬̳͖͙̖͖̝͕̮͔̫̩͕͈͚̜͔͋̄̇̈́̇̓͒͊̿͆͑̆̚͝͝ Ö̵̢̧̘̼̼̝͖̱̮̠̥̮͍̫̘̮͇̣͈͈̣̖̩̜͗̇̔͛́̅̌͂̆́̈́͋͛͗͆́̆̚͡͡F ̢̛̛̭̙̩̲̘͎͕̦̜̰͍̭͇̼̑͌̇̍̔͐̀̆̋̋̊̾͌̄̃̚̕͘͘͝ͅͅͅ S ̨̢̡̢̹͇̗̪̯̩͚̼̻͖̜̣͇̲͑͒͒͋̽̿̀̕͘͜͜H̵̛̹̘͎͔̰̩̥̙͖͔̫̻̱͔͙͖͂̈́̌̃̅͋̃̅̉͗̆̽͒̅̕͡͝ͅḮ̶̧̡̛̩͕̟̤̩̰͍͇̯̫̤̳̰̝̮̜̔̒͐͆͛̓̓́̐̑̐͘͜͟͝ͅͅͅT ̭̬̝̋͊̇̎̂̊̎̾͊͝
*Person 19 dies a painful death*
Person 32: That's more like it.
by The person creator September 28, 2025
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Saw a person in half

A threesome with two guys and a girl or another guy, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. And the motion is similar to the use of a tandem saw.

Similar to Eiffel Towering and spit roasting.
Hey Bill, would you be up to saw a person in half later?

Sure, I've always wanted to go to Paris.
by Kyr_tandemsaw June 13, 2024
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Certain Nameless Person

a character or individual who shall remain unnamed due to their track record of targetting and harassing anyone who tries to bring to light the truth of their actions. usually someone who has blatantly shown to disregard the rule of law as well as practicing bad faith and relies on string man arguments and obvious lies to twist a narrative to their favor for selfish reasons
bystander1: that "certain nameless person" really does show no shame don't they?

red and white reporter: that "certain nameless person" has decided to go after anyone who tries to go against their narrative, what a shame, what a shame indeed
by howdyhenryhowe December 30, 2021
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A mental state where the person reverts back to their child hood sexual experiences and by personality disorder they have sex with anyone of any age from child to adult
by rafael e Reyes June 11, 2018
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