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Luckiest person in the world

The luckiest person in the world is Jaimie because she has the most loving and incredibly perfect girlfriend the gods above could ever create. It's like they took a star out of the sky and gave it to her saying "this is yours to love" and that star was Rose.

Rose is the epitome of perfection. She is perfection personified. She is incredibly talented and kind. Amazingly beautiful and supportive. She is the secret garden that Jaimie wants to run away to each day. That place that is so calming and pretty and that's always there when you need it. That is what Rose is.

And for Jaimie to be allowed to love her? Makes her the luckiest person in the world.
"who is the luckiest person in the world?"
"Jaimie"
by tofuv.com September 17, 2023
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Political Person

A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.

Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.

This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.
News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"

Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"

Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"
by Urban_Alien_69 August 25, 2025
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Homeless person

Homeless person: (of a person) without a home, and therefore typically living on the streets.

random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"
by vetchinarusskiy June 13, 2024
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personal potluck

Going to different restaurants to purchase multiple, specific food items unique to each restaurant (i.e. a popeyes' biscuit) all for the same meal.
Example: "I stopped at Taco Bell for a Mexican Pizza, Popeyes for a biscuit and Wendy's for a frosty; it was the ultimate personal potluck."
by FoxCoffin July 3, 2014
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Best person ever

You are the best person ever possum don’t Even try me 😡😡😡
by NO02&3’d February 11, 2021
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Bungalow Person

People who pack their bags and leave immediately at the end of class or even before class ends. Skips class regularly and asks instructors to have lectures and tutorials online. Cheats during exams like having washroom breaks and using ChatGPT to answer questions. Most live in the City of Surrey.
Person 1: Hey where's the bungalow people?
Person 2: Oh I don't know, they must have run back to their bungalows, the bungalow king and the associates.
Person 1: Oh yeah that damn bungalow person king!
by bungalow person February 7, 2024
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