Penis envy is the reason feminists hate men. They are jealous of men's penises, and this jealousy gets taken out on men in the form of rage.
feminist: I hate men!
My friend: Why does she hate men so much?
Me: She wishes she had a penis... She has a bad case of penis envy
My friend: Why does she hate men so much?
Me: She wishes she had a penis... She has a bad case of penis envy
by dustin2222222 September 19, 2007
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mom: no they don't they're cute.
me: no mom look at this, they're PENIS PANTS!
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by nbb October 25, 2006
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1. hey becky look at your boyfriends penis line I bet he's got a big one
2. for swim team I had to wear a speedo and I was afraid my penis line would show.
2. for swim team I had to wear a speedo and I was afraid my penis line would show.
by thatsright December 26, 2004
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by Little bobby February 23, 2005
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Despite years of working as a capable scientist, Kathy still had pangs of penis envy when she had to fight harder for her proposals to be taken seriously than did junior male scientists in her lab.
by Weaselpanties December 30, 2016
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Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!
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Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.
Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!
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Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.
Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!
by aka_Pyro October 10, 2007
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