Expression used after the description and/or mention of an occurrence disgusting, foul, irrelevant, inconceivable, witty and/or random. Probably relates to an impossible or extremely gross pornographic scenario. Can be used occasionally with the family, but only if they're hella chill. Often quipped during an adolescent conversation about actual porn, but can range in topic choice. A poignant and lyrical way to respond to and outdo a remark. Can be translated into "n0w, 1h@1'5 b@d pr0n" if you so choose it, 1337 boi. Variations can render the phrase in the present, past, and future tenses. If delivered correctly, "now, that's bad porn" can send children, teen and adult alike into a spiraling path of laughter, but even a great delivery with comic brilliance can get you into a shitload of trouble. Take caution, and use wisely.
Person 1- Dude, last night, my buddy Ryan told me how he once screwed this chick while she was hanging upside down tied to a rope from the garage ceiling, and she was like gagged and lubed up and then she fell on her head cuz the lube made her slip out from the rope! Lololoolool
Person 2- Now, that's bad porn.
Maggie Ignoramus- Have you heard about that thing called 2girls1cup?
Matt Witticism- Oh god, now, THAT'S bad porn.
Person 2- Now, that's bad porn.
Maggie Ignoramus- Have you heard about that thing called 2girls1cup?
Matt Witticism- Oh god, now, THAT'S bad porn.
by Noc-t November 23, 2010
Get the now, that's bad pornmug. by Hanzo June 14, 2004
Get the low budget pornmug. Pornography that showcases the appalling and questionably legal act of two or more old fuckers having hot, steamy old people sex. Usually can be found under the "Mature" category on most porn sites.
See lemonparty for more information.
See lemonparty for more information.
Jimmy Nichols: Dad, what is old people porn?
Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.
Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.
by gimmedatsammich June 1, 2011
Get the Old people pornmug. noun- A type of softcore pornography commonly found on movie channels such as Showtime and HBO.
No penetration occurs while filming this type of pornography.
The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.
Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
No penetration occurs while filming this type of pornography.
The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.
Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
by movintofiji October 10, 2008
Get the sock dick pornmug. This is a rare type of porn that is usually found within Afican Tribes within centeral Africa. The most common type is the African elephant performing the act of love with a native African which is then destibuted arround the tribe on BluRay DVDs.
Olly to Nick; Dude just went down to the corner shop and guess what they had? INTERRACIAL ANIMAL PORN.
Nick to Olly; No hay necesidad tengo el boxset todo en casa!
Olly to Nick; WTF maaaan?
Nick to Olly; No hay necesidad tengo el boxset todo en casa!
Olly to Nick; WTF maaaan?
by Islly Christlly April 17, 2011
Get the Interracial Animal Pornmug. 
A phrase describing a franchise of movies that has overstayed its welcome. The phrase saying that the number of squeals in this franchise means that future and upcoming installments can't possibly be any good, as they are being cranked out with minimal effort put into them like porno movies such as slutty house wives 8. It could also be used to describe an unnecessary in a movie franchise with a number of sequels already.
jack: So did you here they're making another star wars movie?
frank: Are you serious! George Lucius really needs to just stop, because the star wars movies are getting into the porn sequel territory now.
frank: Are you serious! George Lucius really needs to just stop, because the star wars movies are getting into the porn sequel territory now.
by Bassnium.exe October 14, 2011
Get the porn sequel territorymug.