jacob

the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho

jiana: who’s that weird boy over there
nora: that’s jacob, he has a crush on you

by jacobsmells March 26, 2021

Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021

Jacob+Alexa

The love between these two is unbreakable. Anyone who comes between them will instantly be shattered into a million pieces from their own intense love affairs.

Alexa “hi Jacob”
Jacob “Jacob+Alexa lawd have mercy I’m about to bust”

by Coochiecatcher24 March 30, 2021

Jacob S

King. Always the best. Very good looking. Better than everyone called Ed.

Hail Jacob S.

by Ollie James March 30, 2021

Jacob

Jacob loves axolotls but ABSOLUTELY HATES JAVA

Jacob killed the Java player but hugged the axolotl

by ScrewJavaLoveAxolotls March 30, 2021

Jacob

Amogus haha

Jacob amogus

by Kylehk58 April 7, 2021

Jacob

The act of being the biggest lovable noob that loves to make coffee in the morning.

Fiance: I think I'll make coffee this morning instead of getting dutch bros
Me: ugh, you're being such a Jacob.

by Lovescovfefe87 April 13, 2021