What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo?
Guy 2: Sure
<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>
Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>
Guy 2: Sure
<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>
Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>
by G-Negro December 15, 2008
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Get the Did I Stutter mug.Created by Kim Taehyung of BTS, "I purple you" holds a deep and special meaning to the fandom. It is much more than "I love you" as purple is the last color of the rainbow and means "I will trust, love, and support you for a very long time."
IMPORTANT! "I purple you" loses its meaning and becomes "I hate you" when it's not said by ARMYs to BTS and the reverse. The reason behind it is that other artists/groups will feel like their fans are bringing up someone else in their interactions, immediately making them feel bad. Thus, it's good to avoid using it.
IMPORTANT! "I purple you" loses its meaning and becomes "I hate you" when it's not said by ARMYs to BTS and the reverse. The reason behind it is that other artists/groups will feel like their fans are bringing up someone else in their interactions, immediately making them feel bad. Thus, it's good to avoid using it.
BTS: "We'll see each other again, ARMY! We purple you!"
ARMY: "We purple you, too!"
Fan: "I purple you!"
Not-BTS: "What does that mean... Ugh, come on, why would you use a BTS phrase? Just say you support and love me."
ARMY: "We purple you, too!"
Fan: "I purple you!"
Not-BTS: "What does that mean... Ugh, come on, why would you use a BTS phrase? Just say you support and love me."
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Get the I rate you mug.The four infamous words mentioned by Infinite the Jackal after getting defeated by Shadow—who proceeded to call him ‘pathetic.’ By saying these words Infinite abandoned his former, weaker self, and embraced his new, edgier, stronger self.
Shadow: Pathetic. Don’t ever show your face around me again.
Infinite: Pathetic? He’s calling me ‘weak?!’ I’m not weak. I AM NOT WEAK!!!!!!
Infinite: Pathetic? He’s calling me ‘weak?!’ I’m not weak. I AM NOT WEAK!!!!!!
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