Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item
Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
by Dastvan June 03, 2019
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Fantastic five

A bowl consisting of weed, tobacco, wax, dab resin, and kief. This should be ripped out of a bong but a pipe would work to. PSA a blowtorch is required for this bowl to be enjoyed fully
Dan”you really packed that dude a fantastic five! You bogus
Bartholomew”I did you see his face after he hit it”
by Longnutss January 12, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 02, 2025
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five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
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Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.
“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress

Dude, what the fuck?”
by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024
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Vengeful high-five

When you take a shit and toilet water splashes up your ass
heard Clark scream when he got a vengeful high-five
by Dapzy March 11, 2021
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