Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.

Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.

by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024

donkey dick

What you call someone if their name starts with I

omg that guy's name is Ibrahim|
no it's donkey dick

by Scimmylolzies123 May 2, 2023

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

Donkey

An overlord of waffles fuck onions and waffles will get free there fuck the farquad castle

My friend is a donkey

by Donk420 May 11, 2023

Donkey

An animal with 4 legs used that can fly.

That donkey is flying at the speed of light

by The king of the road November 25, 2023

Donkey

An animal which can fly.

Donkeys can fly

by The king of the road November 25, 2023