David

a guy who makes girls lesbian
Person 1- David how’s your girlfriend?
David - Uhh. We split up she told me that she was lesbian.
by Parity April 07, 2022
Get the David mug.

david

David is a french male, someone who makes everyone laugh. A courageous person and will often have a not much confidence on the way he thinks of himself, which might frustrate others around. A disciplined guy that teachers find a way to "hate". Yet hates video games and loves summer.
"hey did you see david on the bus yesterday"

"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"
by lolipop dude January 03, 2019
Get the david mug.

David

A retard that does numb shit and gets angered quick and is into child porn but is also chill at some time when not throwing a hissy fit
David:Gift me the fucking renegade emote now bitch

Anyone else: shut ur dumbass up David
by If u reading this ur like July 18, 2020
Get the David mug.

David

I fat fucking prick that eats nothing but dick
U suck a lot of dick David
by Rhdjdndnnddn May 08, 2020
Get the David mug.

david

jocelyn....like literally nigga im not joking you bitch ass nigga, its jocelyn,
yo did you see david “
jocelyn

oh okay
by Dinero_D July 16, 2019
Get the david mug.

David

David is very kind, has a good personality and very smart. David is also very charming and cute, you will be lucky to have someone named david. David is someone who will never let you down. They empower others by simply being themselves. David is wise and kind and gives all that he can to what he believes in most. With one look, he knows what's on your heart and how to give you what you need to feel supported and loved as you process what you're feeling.
by BRUHHHEUHEUDJhcnkjan June 12, 2021
Get the David mug.

David

David is a typical name for gingers. he is the height of a midget, violent, loves football (even though he is shit at it) and has shit grades. dont be like david.
Person 1: Look at that gingermidget.
person 2: he looks like a david.
by October 14, 2020
Get the David mug.