A bunch jizz faced ginger whores and despite the area being called Linwood they’ll never be as hard as wood, you’d think with all the brown people attending the highschool they’d be good at kapa haka but their to busy sucking each other off and vaping.
Girl 1: is that a Linwood college student
Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare
Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare
by Fag24 June 25, 2024
Get the Linwood collegemug. (noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.
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Top Definition
A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:
Basic: London American University
Mid-range: College de Paris
Premium: Madonna University (USA)
These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.
Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.
Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.
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Top Definition
A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:
Basic: London American University
Mid-range: College de Paris
Premium: Madonna University (USA)
These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.
Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.
Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”
“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”
by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025
Get the London American City Collegemug. An illegal politically invasive feces sent to retention to the third grade by USDA pork inspectors, to be cured and properly aged for future consumption
by BigFranky@hotmail.com January 22, 2023
Get the erectoral college dropoutmug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Borough Of Queens Community College<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022
Get the Collegemug. This aint got shit to do with Oxford uni, dont get scammed. Ain't the best performing college, it's just the no.1 in 2019 for boarding schools.
Pig Farm.
they wanna make you shine(BOLD EGGIE)
Pig Farm.
they wanna make you shine(BOLD EGGIE)
by 英俊潇洒令狐冲 April 23, 2024
Get the Oxford International Collegemug. by Cerf Joint March 18, 2021
Get the Berkeley Collegemug.